A man & a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper & lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, Man leans over saying, "Ma'm, sorry to bother you, Would you be kind enough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold.
"I have a better idea", she replied, "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we are married !!
"Great idea Madam.". He replied in excitement.
She says,"Well then Get up & take it yourself.."