The Barber, The Minister and the Swiss bank

While cutting hair, the official Barber asked Minister
‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

Minister shouted,
“R u cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”

Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting hair, he asked Top Minister:
“Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

Minister shouted, ‘’Why did u ask me this question?’’

Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked u’’

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber,

‘’Are u an agent of Pak?’’

Barber: No Sir.

CBI: R u an agent of Anna Hazare ?

Barber: No Sir.


Then, while cutting the hair, why did u ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank &
Black money issues?


Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut hair easily; that’s why I keep asking.