Shortcut through the Cemetry
Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetry.
Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace.
The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scare out of his wits
Then he notices a man chiselling a tombstone.
"Thank goodness!"
Jack says to the man.
"You gave me a fright of my life. Why are you working so late?"
"They spelt my name wrong."