Advice for retirees
Yesterday, I consulted my doctor at his clinic.
After learning that i just retired recently,
the doctor gave me the following health advices:
1. You must walk more often.
2. Avoid soft drink, beer or liquor.
3. Drink more plain water.
4. Avoid driving. Take public transport.
5. Avoid dining out, eat home.
6. Take less meat and seafood; eat more vegetables
I asked: "Doctor, may I know what is wrong with me?"
He replied: "You have no salary."