Trouble with the English Language

Thoroughly drunk Bawa Dorabjee couldn't hold it any longer &
farts loudly in a London restaurant.

Lord Humphrey sitting at the next table gets very angry and says, “Excuse me.
You have no decency, farting before my wife”.

Distraught with contrition, Bawa Dorabjee stutters,

“My hundred apologies. Believe me, I did not realise it was her turn !!".

That is the trouble with the English language !!!